I got that nerdy swagger

Straight cis male LGBTQ and feminist ally. Pretty much a nerd living in Memphis. This is my main blog.
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discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

(Source: brightwall, via thesearchforgodisabsurd)

stayg0ld3nbitch asked: So lucky, I wanna be a black hawk pilot

It was fun.  I was just riding in it because I was given the chance.  I want to jump out of them though.

I forgot to say I went in a Blackhawk last week.